September 2011
6 posts
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Star salesman. Beet farmer. Bed and breakfast proprietor. Aspiring freelance bodyguard. Add to that list, level 100 on gears of war 2. [turns to camera] Then burn the list.
Hard times... →
I think I would implode from anger if this happened to me.
“I was in Beijing this weekend buying a reality show format where criminals try...”
– Jack Donaghy, 30 Rock
contrary to popular belief...
I am quite scared of spiders. I tell people I just don’t like cobwebs on my head because you don’t know whether there’s a spider on your head or not. But, I just saw a large spider on my wall, trapped it in a cup, and threw said cup out of the window. Or I suppose I just might not like cups.