Star salesman. Beet farmer. Bed and breakfast proprietor. Aspiring freelance bodyguard. Add to that list, level 100 on gears of war 2. [turns to camera] Then burn the list.
I feel like I’ve made my feelings on spiders quite clear.
Yet still I find this mahoosive one making his way across my carpet.
Needless to say I moved him several hundred metres from my house.
I am quite scared of spiders.
I tell people I just don’t like cobwebs on my head because you don’t know whether there’s a spider on your head or not.
But, I just saw a large spider on my wall, trapped it in a cup, and threw said cup out of the window.
Or I suppose I just might not like cups.
Don’t aim for success if you want it; just do what you love and believe in, and it will come naturally.
especially you ben cunliffe, you monster.
